For When You Just Want to Burn Something Candle

A funny candle for those moments when you just need to burn something. Our signature statement candles are hand-poured in the USA using a premium coconut apricot wax blend for a smooth, even melt and beautiful scent throw. Each candle is poured into an amber glass vessel with a gold lid and finished with our signature light taupe tint label for an elevated, minimal look. Crafted with a vegan wax blend that is phthalate-free, paraben-free, toxin-free, and gluten-free. Designed to glow warm when lit and look beautiful when not. These bold, funny statement candles make the perfect gift for best friends, coworkers, birthdays, bridesmaids, and housewarmings — as well as Mother’s Day, engagement parties, Halloween gatherings, and Christmas celebrations. An elevated piece of home decor designed for women who love humor with style. Details • 9 oz • Approx. 45 hour burn time • Hand-poured coconut apricot wax • Vegan blend • Phthalate-free, paraben-free, toxin-free, gluten-free • Cotton wick (lead & zinc free) • Amber glass vessel with gold lid • Light taupe tint label • Made in the USA Available Scents Beachwood – Sea salt, citrus, and fresh eucalyptus layered with teakwood and moss. Clean and coastal. Blackberry Vanilla – Dark berries wrapped in creamy vanilla and soft musk. Sweet and indulgent. Blood Orange – Juicy citrus with mango and grapefruit, grounded in cedar. Bright and sun-drenched. Cashmere Musk – Saffron and bergamot melt into amber and dark musk. Warm and refined. Cinnamon Chai – Spiced cinnamon and cardamom steeped in black tea and vanilla. Cozy and comforting. Coconut Soleil – Creamy coconut and banana finished with warm vanilla and tonka bean. Tropical and nostalgic. Fragrance Free – Pure candlelight with no added scent. Sage & Cypress – Bergamot, spruce, and aromatic sage anchored in palo santo and patchouli. Earthy and elevated. Sunwashed – Grapefruit and orange over cotton blossom and airy musk. Light and effortless. Vanilla Bean – Buttery vanilla and sugar with a whisper of bourbon. Sweet and timeless. Vanilla Orchid – Jasmine and sandalwood softened with warm vanilla and musk. Elegant and sensual. Designed to be gifted. Designed to be displayed. Designed to spark conversation.