MEON NEON

our return policy: good luck with that - led neon sign

cash, card, or firstborn child accepted here - led neon sign

we're not amazon, stop expecting overnight miracles - led neon sign

the customer is always right (except when they're wrong, which is usually) - led neon sign

extended warranty? we've been trying to reach you - led neon sign

your car runs on gas, not hopes and prayers - led neon sign

we fix cars, not relationships (but we'll try) - led neon sign

technically pineapple can go on pizza - led neon sign

every oil change needs an alignment too - led neon sign

if you don't say hello when we welcome you in, you'll be asked to kindly leave - led neon sign

your job might suck, but you'll look clean pulling up to it - led neon sign

matcha tastes like dirt and grass, so you know it's healthy - led neon sign

please don't throw coins at the strippers, cash only - led neon sign

liquor in the front, poker in the rear - led neon sign

our coffee is stronger than your wifi password - led neon sign

decaf is just bean water for quitters - led neon sign

gluten-free? more like fun-free - led neon sign

we don't make mistakes, we make happy accidents (and call them fusion cuisine) - led neon sign

your check engine light isn't a decoration - led neon sign

custom neon: chilly's