M E R I W E T H E R

i love you, dummy... love card

the dad checklist.... father's day card

stupid dickheads... friendship card

congrats on your new hizzle... housewarming card

eat your leftovers... magnet

you picked a fine time... mistaken lyrics pint glass

our love is some powerful shit... love card

you are fucking crushing it... congratulations card

a token of my poverty... birthday card

dear santa, i have been good... christmas card

don't be that guy... drink coaster

couples therapy... drink coaster

i deserve an oscar... drink coaster

marriage licenses... drink coaster

see through people's bullshit... drink coaster

eat more cheese... oven mitt

fuck you, salad... oven mitt

we built these titties... misundertood lyrics pint glass

no matter how hot a guy might be... drink coaster

everything is my fault... drink coaster