M E R I W E T H E R

the best part of christmas day... christmas card

your gift this year is me... holiday card

smuggling wine... mother's day card

check on your friends... friendship card

are you a fitted sheet?... love card

i'm probably going to jail... divorce card

your gift this year is me... birthday card

piss off, landlords... housewarming card

a total bad ass... friendship card

never had to wrap another gift... love card

the little joy you have left... magnet

grow up and get drunk like us... magnet

your home improvement project... divorce card

gold diggers... vinyl sticker

slur for teenagers... wine label

your four year sentence... graduation card

diamond status... congratulations card

woke up sexy as hell again ceramic coffee mug, 14 oz

fuck this shit... letter pressed journal

will there be white claws and can i bring my dog?... key chain