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cats don't tell police where your drugs are coaster

whatever, b*tch kitten funny coaster

whether or not to make the bitchy comment coaster

i'd cut a b*tch for you, twice coaster

some people say profanity coaster

try just half the brownie coaster

i save my carbs for cocktails coaster

i may be short but i have a lot of balls coaster

when the cat bowl is empty coaster

it's like mom always said funny coaster

cut back on wine funny coaster

sneak out of the house funny coaster

i love my country. it's the government that pisses me off magnet

save the earth. it's the only planet with dogs magnet

my driving scares me too magnet

do no harm. take no shit magnet

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