High Cotton

remove your shoes doormat

visitors approved by the cat doormat

i still want to smack someone coaster

i used to drink...but that was hours ago coaster

don't worry about forgetting stuff coaster

some people like to stir the pot coaster

what weed funny coaster

drink weed and smoke whiskey too - funny coaster

i'm wearing my drinking helmet coaster

inhale the good shit (yoga dog) funny coaster

bigfoot top secret drinking club coaster

i wonder what happened to the people magnet

nothing. just cat videos funny coaster

i'm a delicate flower with a side of f*ck you coaster

so far my barking has saved us funny doormat

bigfoot top secret drinking club - funny doormat

you're not in kansas anymore doormat

oh crap, not you again funny door mat

it's beer:30 funny door mat

let that shit go funny coaster