High Cotton

bartender was cute. would drink here again - kitchen towel

golly gee, it's already screw this shit o'clock - kitchen towel

hold my beer and watch this - kitchen towel

i ran twice today - kitchen towel

i think my gummy just kicked in - kitchen towel

it's not a party until the wiener comes out - kitchen towel

let that shit go - kitchen towel

make it a double - kitchen towel

my therapist told me to cut back on wine - kitchen towel

why yes, i'm a bit stressed - kitchen towel

you don't need fun to have alcohol - kitchen towel

you had me at let's day drink - kitchen towel

you use a wine stopper - kitchen towel

you're everything i ever wanted in a friend - kitchen towel