High Cotton

get the hell away from our house - funny doormat

go away ouija board - funny doormat

how can i miss you if you don't go away? - funny doormat

welcome to the smoke show- funny doormat

adulthood is straight up the worst hood coaster

you can be anything you want to be coaster

my husband listens to me coaster

people keep asking me coaster

i know i said hi coaster

it's my cat's world coaster

my mind still thinks i'm 25 coaster

i'm about to cause a scene coaster

i like to party coaster

i swear to god coaster

it's better to have eaten too many treats coaster

i want to be cuddled coaster

but after this week things will slow down coaster

hair of the dog cocktail bar coaster

feed me and tell me i'm pretty coaster

fake throw the ball again coaster