EffWordz

at least my coffee won't get cold in hell

congrats on not having kids!

don't do drugs mmmkay

all gas no brakes

professional crop-duster

animal.

caffeinate & dominate

coffee. toilet. lfg.

i got lucky today!

i drink coffee and get shit done.

replacement meal

rain fucks.

who's got two thumbs and can fuck up some food?

hot grill summer

baking some shudda fucup cakes

i only smoke meat, not the weed

beer. football. bbq.

drinking beer & grilling shit.

a steak pun is a rare medium well done

husband duties on a boyfriend's salary