EffWordz

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence

i like my butt rubbed

two words. one finger.

show me that butthole

fuck around and find out

fack.

apparently i'm fucking dramatic.

don't worry, i'm here.

i (heart) day drinking

when life gives you aids, make lemon-aids!

not a drug dealer

i'm not doing shit today (mission accomplished)

i never pull out

this guy has the best gf in the world

taters 'n tits

i vote for titty freedom #letemfly

ukrainian defense ministry & money laundering

white house drug mules, llc

there is no tomorrow #rocky

never drinking again