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it is your birthday.

my license plate says $cammin'.

sorry i annoyed you with my friendship.

time to suck today's dick.

so much room for activities!

not a cop

hold up let me overthink this

i got lucky today!

i never pull out

pig.

smells like skank

merry christmas, bitches

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence

apparently i'm fucking dramatic

condoms > minivans

easily distracted by tits & tacos

fuckin' hangry