EffWordz

human. raised by elves.

shitter's full!!

save the mall santas!

the ric flair xmas-gram

christmas came early, bitches.

i love you this many dollars worth.

santa need a fat ass.

it's a festivus miracle!

not now artic puffin!

or are you thirsty for more?

santa was actually black.

where my ho's at?

bet.

didn't shoot my eye out. bitch.

mobile phone charger/stand

mini quick-cooling aluminum cup

folding silicone water bottle (20oz)

tactical combat vest

eff. weekender tote bag

eff. outdoor drawstring bag