Desperado Daddy

just kicked out of hobby lobby for summoning a demon (tan/navy)

ghost are real, ufo's are real, bigfoot is fake as shit (tan/navy)

tomatos are a fruit and so are you

smart people don’t like me

y'all mind if i spiral?

gaslight me, daddy

release the epstein files

just kicked out of hobby lobby for summoning a demon

"stone cold caused my sexual awakening" hat

fight god in a waffle house parking lot

“i’m straight, it’s my butt that’s gay” hat

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun (green/tan)

homo in camo

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun (black)

push-ups are just sherbet shoved through a toilet paper roll

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun

i'm not high, you're high

i hope this email finds you punched in the mouth

for the record, you're gay

small town homo (tan/green)