Desperado Daddy

small town homo (5 panel/ tan/camo)

no one likes a pick me (maroon/white)

small town homo sticker (camo)

i hope this email finds you punched in the mouth

i have a straight kink (khaki/ dk gen)

dolly parton’s boobs are real to me (5 panel/ tan/camo)

small town homo (white w/ grease)

i can’t be the only one horny in this chili’s (black)

i was edged by the scholastic book fair

i can’t be the only one horny in this chili’s

small town homo (rust)

john queer black/yellow

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun (camo)

closeted gay guy (dk green khaki)

small town homo (maroon)

i’m straight it’s my butt that’s gay (5 panel/ tan/camo)

bible belt bottom (black)

i can’t be the only one horny in this chili’s (red)

you don’t need to know the circumstances just know i need bail money

i don’t like the government (dark green)