Desperado Daddy

chinga la migra (charity hat)

merry christmas! i got you a hat – funny holiday trucker ha

i’m straight, it’s my butt that’s gay (tan/ green)

i’m straight, it’s my butt that’s gay (blk/ gold)

i’m straight, it’s my butt that’s gay (purple/neon yellow)

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun(navy/neon yellow)

damn i’m gay

i’m straight, it’s my butt that’s gay (khaki/ green)

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun (green/khaki)

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun (red)

small town homo (2 tone camo/neon orange)

small town homo (camo/neon orange)

for the record, you're gay (red/tan)

john queer green/yellow

john queer black/yellow

i need a lobotomy trucker hat (purple)

will you be my valentine?…

in an alternate universe, i’m thriving

raised on dolly gay on molly

the most specialist mom mug