Desperado Daddy

small town homo (tan/green)

for the record, you're gay

i hope this email finds you punched in the mouth

i'm not high, you're high

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun

push-ups are just sherbet shoved through a toilet paper roll

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun (black)

homo in camo

i bet you 10 bucks i can grab that cop's gun (green/tan)

“i’m straight, it’s my butt that’s gay” hat

fight god in a waffle house parking lot

"stone cold caused my sexual awakening" hat

just kicked out of hobby lobby for summoning a demon

release the epstein files

gaslight me, daddy

y'all mind if i spiral?

smart people don’t like me

tomatos are a fruit and so are you

ghost are real, ufo's are real, bigfoot is fake as shit (tan/navy)

just kicked out of hobby lobby for summoning a demon (tan/navy)