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girl, unless he wears a diaper you can't change him.

what do you call someone who is happy all the time? single

getting old sucks big time. i just threw my back out because the toaster startled me.

my kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...so i took their phones away & turned the internet off.

the first rule of passive aggressive club is....you know what, nevermind, it's fine.

if you drop a cookie on the floor and pick it up, does it count as a squat?

some things are better left unsaid. which i generally realize right after i have said them.

and then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in & doing whatever we wanted in a clean house, so we had kids.

listen, i still want to be invited but i'm not coming.

please, leave by 9.

my bed is a magical place where i suddenly remember everything i forgot to do.

ringmaster of the shitshow.

in every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth.

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