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cashmere vanilla

grey flannel

a true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.

ask me about me, me, me! smells like a narcissist.

besties before testies

be kind. ..of a bitch

burn sage & bridges as needed

buy me a shot i just untied the knot.

careful you know i love true crime.

divorced and ready for intercourse.

goodness, that was close. i almost gave a damn.

he's like a penny-worthless and in everyone's pants

he was broke anyway

hey, train wreck! this isn't your station!

i blame the menopause.

his kids were brats anyway

i hate everyone but you

i do what i want

i have pms and a gps and i will find you!

i may be going to hell but at least my friends will be there.