And Here We Are

friendship card—if i ever get murdered

mother's day card—not genetic (mom figure)

new baby card—take a second to marvel (pregnancy)

congratulations card—you did something scary

christmas card—what if santa is real? (stoner)

congratulations card—more than your accomplishments

divorce congrats card by your gal kiwi—damn it feels good

new baby card—i promise to love your baby even if it’s ugly

birthday card by your gal kiwi—stupid shit (glad yre alive)

vinyl sticker—don’t tempt me, i’m a sagittarius

vinyl sticker—without a doubt, i’m a pisces

vinyl sticker—first of all, i’m a virgo

vinyl sticker—hell yeah, i’m a libra

vinyl sticker—spoil me, i’m a taurus

vinyl sticker—fuck off, i’m a scorpio

vinyl sticker—hot and moody

vinyl sticker—every home needs a ho

vinyl sticker by your gal kiwi—i heart cheesy holiday movies

vinyl sticker—meet me in flavortown

vinyl sticker—always in the mood for fast food