And Here We Are

vinyl sticker by your gal kiwi—book slut (reader, literary)

vinyl sticker—passenger princess on board

christmas card—santa doesn’t care if you’re a slut

holiday card by your gal kiwi—spend time with family (funny)

valentine's day card—february fourteenth, let’s fuck

mother's day card—thanks for not fucking me up too bad

anniversary card by your gal kiwi—shit i don’t want to do

love card by your gal kiwi—putting on sweats (funny)

love card by your gal kiwi—morning person (funny relatable)

love card by your gal kiwi—our silly little life (sweet)

love card—your gal kiwi—fart in bed (relatable, funny)

friend love card by your gal kiwi—if you started a cult

wedding card—poorest friend

birthday card by your gal kiwi—specks of matter (space)

wedding & anniversary card by your gal kiwi—weirdos (witty)

father's day card—you’re my dad

sympathy card—heart hurts for your heart

apology card—sorry for being a shitty friend

new home card—hope your new place isn’t haunted

father's day card—not genetic (dad figure)