Oh Look! Nobody Gives a Shit Sticker

Because productivity is best performed under surveillance. For when you’ve hit peak corporate apathy and need the world to know. This brutally honest vinyl sticker says what we’re all thinking during meetings that could’ve been Slack messages. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, or forehead (okay, maybe not your forehead—but we won’t stop you). Durable, waterproof, UV resistant, and dishwasher safe—because you shouldn’t have to care about maintenance either. ✅ High-quality vinyl ✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more ✅ Indoor/outdoor use Size: 3" x 2" Let the sticker do the talking so you don’t have to.