polychrome goods

fuck them boats mug

$1,500 for a leather bustier? it lifts and separates! mug

i love that gay little onion...the shallot mug

you're boring mug

breathe mug (blame reality, everything's a total hellscape & exhausting)

wake up, babe, there are memes to scroll mug

pro at crastinating mug

we'll be younger in the morning mug | hocus pocus

make this morning your little bitch mug

do one thing every day that scares you (like waking up) mug

currently thinking about skincare or political revolution mug

don't talk to me until you've slapped these titties mug

stay yolk mug 🍳

i wish this was a dirty martini mug

i ❤️ chonky dogs mug

world's #4 dad mug