polychrome goods

who are you calling cootie queen? you lint licker mug

mozzarella stick cheese pull mug

ok. not good. probably bad mug

smile mug (scheme, menace, instigate, lie, evade)

remember to focus (fuck off cuz u stupid) mug

adhd mug

ciao mug

i'm awake. please respect my privacy during this difficult time. mug

piper, nooooooooo! mug

les frites, c'est chic 🍟 mug

world's best cup of coffee (according to buddy the elf) mug

i wish this was an espresso martini mug

more dogs, less people mug

hey quick question are you fucking kidding me mug

just need a little pick-me-up. like a crane. mug

back on my bullshit mug

move meetings, not mountains mug

whore mug (work hard on reaching excellence)

good morning, whore mug

adhd (another day haphazardly done) mug