judge john hodgman

weird dad t-shirt

seal of the court tri-blend t-shirt

right vintage corduroy cap

and i'm gay poster

seal of the court t-shirt

pasadena goth club t-shirt

canadian house of pizza & garbage t-shirt

seal of the court sticker

canadian house of pizza & garbage can cooler

not a sandwich youth t-shirt

weird mom tank top

not a sandwich tank top

weird mom t-shirt (fashion cut)

not a sandwich t-shirt - red circle

weird mom t-shirt

not a sandwich t-shirt

super smart mug

weird mom sticker

cozy goth sweatpants

all guesses are wrong t-shirt