high cotton

i'm mid-century modern - coaster

everything happens for a reason coaster

getting abducted by aliens - bumper magnet

you don't need fun to have alcohol coaster

easy tiger car magnet

i like to party and by party i mean -coaster

adulthood is straight up the worst hood - coasters

at least i'm a fun hot mess - coaster

don't poke the bear car magnet

proud parent of a dramatic dog - round magnet

fragile big ass dog funny doormat

embrace diversity bumper magnet

lesbians eat what funny coaster

we've been through a lot together coaster

oh crap, not you again funny door mat

bigfoot top secret drinking club - funny doormat

i will outdrink all you bitches coaster

if i had a dollar every time someone told me coaster

i came i barked i conquered - doormat

look at you with your fancy manners coaster