high cotton

i save my carbs for cocktails - coaster

try just half a brownie - funny coaster

if the earth was flat bumper magnet

diets are hard - coaster

happily owned by a dog - bumper magnet

not fragile like a flower - bumper magnet

i heart farting coaster

binge watch your kids - bumper magnet

i may be slow - bumper magnet

fancy manners - bumper magnet

by appointment only - doormat

mom doesn't know - coaster

if my dog thinks... coaster

the only thing i throwback on thursdays coaster

hell hath no fury coaster

i came i barked i conquered - doormat

personal injury attorney cat coaster

i brake for indecisive squirrels - car magnet

zero woofs given - round magnet

i can tell we'll be friends coaster