high cotton

only you can prevent dumpster fires - round magnet

don't stop believing bigfoot magnet

embrace diversity bumper magnet

i thought i child proofed my house - coaster

i'm off to walmart - coaster

i quit drinking for good - coaster

beware. dog can't hold its licker coaster

don't stop believing (bigfoot)- coaster

where i hid the cat coaster

once that wiener hits the pool coaster

the perfect comeback coaster

chill the f*ck out - coaster

outdrink all you bitches coaster

it's beer:30 funny door mat

diversity welcome doormat

don't rush me! - bumper magnet

what weed - funny coaster

cussing wasn't ladylike - funny coaster

do not harm take no shit - bumper magnet

cat bowl is empty - coaster