high cotton

i'll always be there for you coaster

go ahead just walk all over me - doormat

go away ouija board - funny doormat

adulthood is straight up the worst hood - kitchen towel

why yes, i'm a bit stressed - kitchen towel

welcome diversity doormat

tangerine check bow tie

pheasant woven silk bow tie

beware of the dog neoprene coaster

my cat and i talk shit about you - coaster

first of all. i'm a delight - coaster

find someone who laughs...

it's just a plain fact....

i hope you brought treats - doormat

no soliciting. don't make it weird - doormat

are there fewer female serial killers - coaster

i love when my pet sighs - coaster

overwhelmed and under intoxicated - coaster

i could be meaner - car magnet

bitches be trippin...ok. maybe i pushed one. - bumper magnet