high cotton

not today satan coaster

talk to your cat about catnip coaster

warning. alcohol consumption coaster

one drink away coaster

overstimulated coaster

hootin' leads to hollerin' car magnet

it's my cat's world i'm just here to open the cans - coaster

hair of the dog - coaster

smoke more worry less - coaster

sometimes the only way to survive the day - coaster

be patient with me i'm from the 1900's - car magnet

there's no place like home doormat

peace love muddy paws bumper magnet

i thought you said extra fries coaster

wiener comes out funny coaster

some people say profanity coaster

i’ve been making protein shakes coaster

i'm gonna batten down the hatches coaster

inhale the good shit hanging sign

see no evil. hear no evil coaster