high cotton

grass is greener under my wiener coaster

because f*ck you. that's why coaster

hi i'm brian funny coaster

it's just a plain fact coaster

if my dog thinks you're an asshole coaster

i am having a glass of wine doormat

bartender was cute. would drink here again - kitchen towel

you don't need fun to have alcohol - kitchen towel

variety is the spice of life doormat

you're not in kansas anymore doormat

john wayne door mat

boy's bow tie 19247 teal/pink/yellow neat

feisty and non-compliant - coaster

i've been making protein...

whoever came up with serving sizes - coaster

is this day over yet - coaster

i'm not easily distracted - coaster

dogs up in this bitch - car magnet

counting to ten only makes it premeditated - bumper magnet

chicken pot pi bumper magnet