high cotton

some people like to stir the pot - coaster

what do you mean we're out of wine coaster

brunch. the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking coaster

i can achieve anything coaster

peace love light coaster

every time you say woke - car magnet

beer is good but beers are better coaster

get off the counter coaster

passing snacks to my dog car magnet

my mind still thinks i am 25... coaster

feed me and tell me i'm pretty - coaster

i like to refer to myself as - coaster

i didn't say it was your fault - coaster

watch out for pot holes... - car magnet

i saw that... karma bumper magnet

this salad tastes like i'd rather be fat coaster

as a matter of fact i am the f***ing queen coaster

i may be short but i have a lot of balls coaster

yoga class - i thought you said pour a glass coaster

in my defense, i was left unsupervised coaster