goldman

plez speek slowlee...

fat kids are harder to kidnap

it's not gay if it's tsa

i saw that.

i found jesus...

don't be a butthole

mr. taco truck

i died for nothing

lemonade stand

f***

dolphins are just gay sharks

dinosaurs. we're all dead.

outside i'm croakin'

don't be a cuntasaurous

no prob-llama!

where else do you think i shit, you moron?

3.01 ct round lab grown diamond 14k yellow gold engagement ring

the cat did it

i would cuddle you

gold digger