frog mustard stickers

almonds is wood

yeah, ok bucko

i downloaded this car illegally

deny defend depose (live laugh love)

i am on a government watchlist

my cat is a war criminal wanted for crimes against humanity during the franco-prussion war

this is not a drill (hammer)

stop honking! i'm seasoning my cast iron skillet

i eat drywall

former baby on board

everything's computer

move! i need to go home and lay down (cat)

i eat copper cables (nature's licorice tm) | 3 design options (utility pole, data centers, or flock cameras)

trout

i piss red i shit white i bleed blue (i can't afford healthcare)

divorce your maga husband

i love illegal immigration

sucking dick? i’d rather be sucking down marlboro cigarettes... and dick.

i don't use pronouns! (a, e, i, o, u)

my other ride is a femboy