frog mustard stickers

legalize marinara

tell your cat i said pspspsps (square)

have you seen this man? (john pork)

i don’t have enough pto for wwiii

they're putting estrogen in the wifi

on my way to the casino to win my house back

need to pee

you can't legally hit me because i'm autistic

nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

roundabouts are communism

please be patient i can no longer tell the difference between ai & reality

i eat speeding tickets

frog mustard die cut sticker 5-pack (4")

i pissed into the lincoln memorial reflecting pool & it turned green

my body is a machine that turns cats into kissed cats

my piss jugs are full bumper sticker

bestie, please let me merge (cat)

it's okay, i wouldn't let me merge either (raccoon)

i brake for cemeteries

sorry! i have ibs!!! (cat)