bad betty

mom, thanks for putting up with my shit - greeting card

if you were a vegetable you’d be a cabbitch- greeting card

things that keep me awake at night memo notepad

novelty flying fuck foam glider

mayo birthday wishes come true card

bad word baby card

dust and cobwebs - halloween greeting card

congrats! may your labor be as easy as you are - greeting card

i’m sorry your body has betrayed you - greeting card

i can’t wait to teach your child their first swear word - greeting card

conclusions memo notepad

bad betty journal my kids say

am i the drama? card

balloons are so weird - birthday greeting card

i love you from my head to-ma-toes - greeting card

what the fuck, over greeting card

mom, thanks for feeding me so i don’t die - greeting card

how to find out if you are old - birthday greeting card

congrajlashuns - greeting card

you can cross dying young - birthday greeting card