as told by ellie

funny d*ck appointment reminder, sexy time invitation a2 add-on

naughty christmas card for wife or girlfriend — sit on my face a2 card

funny birthday card for best friend — happy birthday and shit a2 card

i don't have a positive spin. this just fucking sucks card

get well soon, bitch card

naughty list card

my butthole itches print

happy birthday ho bag card

lost a damn good cat pet sympathy card

funny apology card — sorry i fucked up bold version a2 card

funny recovery card — all the cool kids are staying clean a2 card

kick cancer's ass, i'll hold your earrings — cancer fighter card

the for him bundle, 6 spicy occasion set, boyfriend husband naughty gift

sorry i f*cked up apology card

thinking of you mysterious card

pet loss card

1986 birthday card

funny birthday card for best friend — beautiful bitch floral a2 card

cat loss sympathy card — in loving memory of your cat a2 card

still a little bitch birthday card