as told by ellie

my butthole itches print

happy birthday ho bag card

lost a damn good cat pet sympathy card

funny apology card — sorry i fucked up bold version a2 card

funny recovery card — all the cool kids are staying clean a2 card

kick cancer's ass, i'll hold your earrings — cancer fighter card

the for him bundle, 6 spicy occasion set, boyfriend husband naughty gift

sorry i f*cked up apology card

thinking of you mysterious card

pet loss card

1986 birthday card

funny birthday card for best friend — beautiful bitch floral a2 card

cat loss sympathy card — in loving memory of your cat a2 card

still a little bitch birthday card

funny encouragement card — friendly reminder you're hot a2 card

funny anniversary card from husband — pretty sure being married to me is enough a2 card

funny father's day card for dad — nursing home joke threat a2 card

happy retirement fucking quitter card

queer af sticker

"rearrange my guts" birthday card