as told by ellie

my dog is a con artist sticker

naughty love card — five stars would sleep with again a2 card

naughty valentine's day card for him — get your dick ready a2 card

happy birthday to my fine ass wife card

funny anniversary card — best damn thing you ever found on the internet a2 card

funny sobriety card — i believe in you a2 card

funny moving away card for friend — good luck in your stupid new town a2 card

funny minimalist rude birthday card — happy birthday a2 card

funny friendship card — you're my favorite person everyone else can eat a bag of dicks a2 card

sleigh this puss card

no magic words condolence card

gay juice box sticker

the man who feeds me birthday card

folded paper thinking of you card

lost a damn good dog pet sympathy card

congrats on the baby parenting is a breeze card

online dating anniversary card

naughty father's day card from wife — dilf a2 card

funny card — i hope your day is as nice as your ass a2 card

meetings that could have been an email — funny retirement card