as told by ellie

sober & badass sticker

funny mother's day card from daughter — mom you're one of my favorite parents a2 card

funny galentine's day card — happy galentine's day bitch a2 card

naughty valentine's day card for lesbians — scissor me a2 card

funny sobriety card — 4 years sober damn you look good a2 card

naughty birthday card for girlfriend or wife — great boobs a2 card

naughty anniversary card for husband or boyfriend — bend me over a2 card

naughty mother's day card from husband — sit on my face a2 card

get in loser sticker

naughty christmas card for husband or boyfriend — bend me over a2 card

funny sympathy card — i'm sorry you're going through some bullshit a2 card

sober & nailing it sticker

blow job queen sticker

funny thank you card for best friend — unpaid therapist a2 card

naughty valentine's day card — sit on my face a2 card

happy birthday you fucking legend card funny retro nostalic

insulting offensive sassy birthday card for friend

my bad card

obnoxiously in love card

sit on my face christmas card