as told by ellie

funny father's day card for dad — you as a dad 10/10 no notes a2 card

funny christmas card: you're on the nice list, unlike some people a2 card

beautiful wedding deeply inappropriate honeymoon greeting card

congrats on the baby! parenting is a breeze and not stressful at all ever card

funny sarcastic graduation card — the real world is so easy and fun a2 card

funny encouragement card — you deserve good things and tacos a2 card

funny 60th birthday card — est 1966 new decade still fucking fabulous a2 card

funny dick me down valentine's day card for him a2 card

shower wall hair artist sticker

another year older birthday card

new job card

women don't owe you shit sticker

"even though i'm not from your sack" card

"sit on my face" birthday card

no such thing as too much garlic sticker

funny may birthday card — only psychos were born in may a2 card

funny divorce congratulations card — you're finally fucking divorced a2 card

funny halloween card for best friend — happy halloween you spooky bitch a2 card

funny sobriety card — i'm so fucking proud of you for staying sober a2 card

funny birthday card for her — another year older badass bitch a2 card