as told by ellie

rude insult birthday card

"it's okay not to be okay" card

"birthday fossil" card

funny birthday card for best friend — happy birthday bitch a2 card

funny step parent card — i can't believe you chose to put up with my shit a2 card

funny breakup card — damn you look good single a2 card

don't be a dehydrated bitch sticker

funny mother's day card from daughter — like mother like daughter aka fucking fantastic a2 card

gay juice sticker

funny apology card — sorry i suck a2 card

go out & fuck shit up sticker

sober af sticker

funny breakup card for her — he was a dick anyway a2 card

naughty valentine's day card for him — get your d ready a2 card

santas sack card

imagine fumbling you breakup card

an unserious day birthday card

real world graduation card

stupid new job card

nah sticker