as told by ellie

funny anniversary card for husband — to the man who feeds me and has a great peen a2 card

funny august birthday card — only psychos were born in august a2 card

funny october birthday card — only psychos were born in october a2 card

rearrange my guts birthday card

bitch don't kill my vibe sticker

bitch bad thing sticker

diarrhea queen sticker

funny sobriety card — sober and still the shit a2 card

funny birthday card for sibling — another year older still a little bitch a2 card

mind your own uterus sticker

read more books sticker

naughty love card — party in my pants a2 card

funny love card — i fucking love you a2 card

funny christmas card — merry christmas you jolly asshole a2 card

funny sobriety card — 3 years sober damn you look good a2 card

naughty birthday card for wife or girlfriend — sit on my face a2 card

funny mother's day card from daughter — i get it from dad a2 card

naughty valentine's day card for him — rearrange my guts a2 card

funny friendship card — i hate everyone but you a2 card

funny new job card for coworker — congrats you fucking traitor a2 card