as told by ellie

bj coupon card

dog loss sympathy card

funny recovery card — another year clean a2 card

funny birthday card — well you look great for your age a2 card

loved like hell, missed every day — pet loss card

the for her bundle, 6 spicy occasion set, girlfriend wife naughty gift

thank you for helping me feel like a human again card

get well soon bitch

dead weight divorce card

nursing home birthday card

funny sobriety card — you look really good sober a2 card

nothing changes sticker

thanks for pretending im normal card

1976 birthday card

birthday pain in the ass card

funny 30th birthday card — est 1996 new decade still fucking fabulous a2 card

funny feral valentine's day card — it's fine i'm fine a2 card

naughty christmas card for wife or girlfriend — sleigh this puss a2 card

funny anniversary card for husband — to the man who feeds me and has a great peen a2 card

funny august birthday card — only psychos were born in august a2 card