Frog Mustard Stickers

lettuce is a psyop

giraffe denier (they are fake)

my body is a machine that turns cats into kissed cats

your parents' divorce? your fault!

i stand for the (nonbinary) flag

i stand for the (asexual) flag

mr. need dat money

listen up, librol everytime we touch...

i don't flush the toilet, the sound scares me

there are only two sexes: the one i have with your mom & the one i have with your dad

this car is controlled by the deep state

consider this a f*cking warning (forklift)

my other ride is a hobby horse

don't honk! i'm facetiming my cat

you will turn off your high beams (hypnotism frog)

autism announcement

honk if you are driving

i'm mildly irritated (marcus)

don't check for my grindr account

sorry if my driving sucks! i'm doing a tarot reading for my pansexual vegan grandmother