Frog Mustard Stickers

horse denier

i eat copper cables (nature's licorice tm) | 3 design options (utility pole, data centers, or flock cameras)

speeding into the loving arms of christ

bye (skateboard cat)

number 1 smash mouth fan (guy fieri)

little peepee, big dreams

please be patient, this actually is my first rodeo (cat)

alright who shit my pants

the blue scooby-doo gummy was a government microchip - change my mind

only cops with hemorrhoids pull me over

i'm pro-sexualizing the green m&m and i vote!

giddy up (cowboy frog)

i'd rather be rotting in bed

we the peehole

this car (or truck) runs on baja blast

major financial burden on board (baby)

powered by red 40

don't park too close i'm thick - hamster meme

undiagnosed, but pretty sure

proud hot dog earther