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my husband thinks i'm crazy, but i'm not the one who married

i know life is unfair, but this is f*cking ridiculous socks

i know the voices aren't real. but man do they come-socks

studies have shown, smart people swear more than stupid motherf*ckers socks

women's martinis socks

true friends don't judge each other socks

if you don't like the way i do things, feel free to mind your f*cking business.

i'm actually not funny. i' just mean and people think i'm joking socks

we've been friends for so long, i can't remember which one of us is the bad influence socks

women's sea turtles socks

sometimes i tell myself the jail time isn't worth it

dear karma, i have a list of people youmisses

these are the socks i wear when i don't give a sh!t socks

i like my job slightly more than being homeless-socks

the more people i meet, the more i like my cat

women's sloths socks

men's octopus socks

i need something stronger than coffee but less than-socks

it's crazy how expensive being alive is socks

swinging sloth socks