WFH Shirts

master of corporate math

are you in or are you out?

please send help

this is my 9 to 5 voice

let's circle back on that

i'm putting this on glassdoor

digital marketer fueled by coffee and sarcasm (grey print)

content marketing weapon

social media weapon

nursing weapon

sales team weapon

thanks everyone, great call

where i belong

my outie has a favorite burner on the stove - severance tee, severance inspired tshirt, lumon industries tshirt

my outie makes lists just to cross things off - severance tee, severance inspired tshirt, lumon industries tshirt

my outie still uses their high school email address - severance tee, severance inspired tshirt, lumon industries tshirt

my outie overuses exclamation points in emails to seem friendly - severance tee, severance inspired tshirt, lumon industries tshirt

my outie loves the oxford comma - severance tee, severance inspired tshirt, lumon industries tshirt, tv show inspired tee

my outie turns down the music when looking for an address - severance tee, severance inspired tshirt, lumon industries tshirt

my outie owns way too many houseplants - severance tee, severance inspired tshirt, lumon industries tshirt, tv show inspired tee