Unlawful Threads

i wish i had serotonin instead of these giant tits

this mug has more rights than i do – funny feminist 15oz black ceramic mug

life giving me lemons

is it friday yet???

adulting one star do not recommend

adult life sucks don't grow up

i'm with creepy

i am the queen of the night

life hack opossum play dead to avoid responsibilities

i need a coffee a tattoo and a million dollars

i'd rather have a date with myself

i love you a latte

high love you

i love me myself & i

love love love stinks

100% that bitch

crusty old gen x lady who can't even

sorry this beard is taken

you're dry humping my last nerve

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