Two Words One Finger

happy birthday you fucking fossil cocktail napkins

fuck kitchen towel

life of the fucking party colorful cocktail napkins

friend serious function towel

lead me not into temptation towel

dear autocorrect, it was never duck note pad

live. laugh. leave by 9

when i ask for directions tea towel

fluent in fowl language towel

force you to be right "mix and match" coaster

eight hours "mix and match" coaster

ex "mix and match" coaster

inspirational quote "mix and match" coaster

peace sign "mix and match" coaster

shitty you "mix and match" coaster

you call them "cuss words"...fridge magnet

you know you're old when you clean to the music magnet

if i were a bird, i'd know... fridge magnet

most people have "ah ha" moments...magnet

people keep mistaking my "wow"s for...magnet