Two Words One Finger

fucking paperwork | pen

fucking chores notepad

you rock bourbon whiskey car air freshener

children listen holiday card

fancy ass shit! holiday card

getting older christmas card

patience mittens patience christmas card

merry christmas cat finger card

come sit by me needlepoint pillow

turn down needlepoint pillow

next tuesday needlepoint pillow

gold middle finger tabletop-9" tall

we sip champagne dish towel

cat named me "mix and match coaster"

diet coke "mix and match" coaster

clean to music "mix and match" coaster

goodwill to men - holiday tea towel

wrapping presents - tea towel - christmas décor

buzzed shatterproof wine glasses

mini middle finger candle