Two Words One Finger

let's get toasty celebration paper clip letterpress card

see you later assholes! magnet

bday whore! card

kid scream card

birthday b*tch card

friends forever card

yesterday i quit drinking cocktail napkins

baby in corner silicone bib

full of shit bodysuit

ordering dinner silicone bib

who needs hair bodysuit

blood alcohol level magnet

how many drinks have i had? magnet

zero fucks air freshener

get the hint loud & clear sticky notes

feels like we just belated birthday card

my ride and die card

some wishes birthday card

you suck at golf car air freshener

another round cocktail napkin